Engineering Senior Stephen Masso made his off campus house a home.
By Molly Collett
Know your neighbors.
Do you even lift?
They say that the best drug dealers don’t look like drug dealers. As an upper–middle–class white girl, my little side business has lifted more than a few eyebrows. But I’m no Walter White—I’m just a low–key drug dealer.
Confused GDI: Whatever, dude, it doesn’t matter half of the class is in A’s so we’re gonna do well.
Ego of the week
Word on the street
There’s no denying that at a school like Penn every minute is working overtime, and even then there never seems to be enough time.
The round up
Welcome back, Baby Quakes. Did you miss us? Fall break doesn’t mean a break from gossip. What happens in Vegas, doesn’t stay in Vegas? Sorry, seniors.
All hail Madame President (of Mortar Board), a comm and cinema studies major from Hong Kong. When she’s not publicizing the Vagina Monologues, she’s dreaming of Hollywood.
If you’ve been by everyone’s favorite library lately, chances are, you’ve met these frenemies.
Food and drink
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