"Are you the girl who just hooks up, like in the article?"
"How's your sex life?"
"Has Penn been gentrified?"
Not really, but there used to a neighborhood where the high rises were
"So if you're a legacy do you even have to apply?"
Is your last name Perelman or Huntsman?
"Do you have homework?"
Homework is so high school
"Can I carry my gun on campus?"
"How good is your college for morticians?"
So good that people are dying to get in