Bacon Brothers

TLA

334 South Street

8 p.m., $20

(215) 922-1011

Give yourself a better chance of being one of the six degrees of separation in the Kevin Bacon game. Folk, rock and blues, complete with acoustic guitar and harmonica. Hell, if you give Jennifer Love Hewitt a listen, you might as well take the offer of some Bacon.

Rollins Band

Trocadero Theatre

1003 Arch Street

7 p.m., $15

(215) 922-LIVE

Remember that Rollins video where he was covered from head to toe in red paint

and he wanted to make sure everyone knew he was a liar? I don't mean to burst anyone's bubble, but I'm relatively sure that calling yourself a liar really doesn't work. See, first you'd lie about being a liar, meaning the truth is that you're not a liar. But if you're not a liar, and you just said you were, I guess you just lied about it. But if you lied about being a liar... I think I just caught Hank in a circular argument.

Weezer

First Union Spectrum

3601 S. Broad Street

7:30 p.m., $25

(215) 336-3600

I wonder what it's like for your girlfriend to "discover" she's a lesbian when she's dating you. It has a to be quite a knock to your ego. Not only does she not want to date you anymore, she's giving up on the entire male population based on her dissatisfaction with you. Say it ain't so. Well, unfortunately for Rivers Cuomo, like for George Costanza, it's so, and he'd like to tackle this and other of life's great issues as he and his bandmates deliver a night of blissful punk-pop at the FU.