Philadelphia Film Festival Various Locations in Center City and University City April 3 - April 17, various times $8.50, $6.50 matinees www.phillyfests.com/templates/home.cfm I hate movies. They are such a time investment and everyone always has the same old boring movie favorites, like Fight Club. Blah. I don't have the time to try and analyze crap, especially if it's not about me. I'm not interested in understanding how Tyler Durden is the same guy as that other guy. And Helena Bonham Carter has a big forehead. The Assassination Kelly Writers House Saturday, April 5 @ 7:00 p.m. Free Two hour movies got you down? Sick of over-budget action flicks? Check out The Assassination, a 40-minute suspense-thriller written and directed by Penn alum Richard Wong. Perhaps, you will be watching the work of the next Jon Woo. But I guess that doesn't appeal to you artsy types who like student-films. Well, at least you can catch him before he sells out.