Senior girl 1: I don’t want to be fat during my senior year.
Senior girl 2: Yeah, that’s too cliche.
Drunk football player: Man, I’m gonna Facebook stalk some bitches and pass the fuck out.
Guy 1: Who's the man? Tell me who's the man?!
Guy 2: Tuesday’s crossword is not that hard.
Guy 1: You couldn’t do it!
Guy 2: I totally could. I could do Sunday by myself.
Guy 1: Bullshit.
