Sorority rush
conversation:
Sorority Sister: Hi! What have you two been talking about?
Rush: Um, shiny
things …
Saturday night Frat party:
Guy 1: I think dirty Jerseys are so much grosser than fake LA girls.
Guy 2: They’re the same thing.
Guy 1: Ew, no.
Guy 2: Okay, fine.
At Capogiro:
Girl: Three words. Open. Toed. Booties.
Walking down Walnut Street:
Girl 1: If I’m pregnant, do you want my baby?
Girl 2: Yes.
