At a frat party: Girl: Why do you keep eggs in the freezer? Frat Boy: So they last longer … they just last longer that way.
Walking down Locust: Boy: I need to stop starting sentences with “the best thing about cruises is …”
At a frat party: Girl: Why do you keep eggs in the freezer? Frat Boy: So they last longer … they just last longer that way.
Walking down Locust: Boy: I need to stop starting sentences with “the best thing about cruises is …”
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