5 — Your class always goes until the time it’s scheduled to. There’s supposed to be a ten minute walk buffer goddammit!
4 — You’re only taking it because the person you have a crush on is in the class… and they just dropped it.
3 — The final is very late in the month of May. Which is a month that has sunshine, and you will be studying. Get out.
2 — Your teacher hit on you… and he’s/she’s not cute at all… unless you really want an A?
1 — You haven’t gone to class yet… at this point, you’re just not going to.
