5. Avoid the wind tunnel at all costs, but if you can’t, walk behind someone tall… humans make great windbreakers.

4. This season’s hottest jacket is a beer jacket. Spike everything and anything to stay toasty.

3. Start collecting stray gloves. Locust is littered with ’em.

2. Embrace the smelly steam vents. They may kind of reek, but admit it, it feels gooood.

1. Find someone who warms your heart and cuddle up.