Creeper guy: I know you from somewhere… Girl: Class? Creeper: No. Facebook.
Drunk chick: I love you. Shut up. No shut up. I love you. SHUT UP. I love you like shut up. Omigod, I’m drunk.
Girl at Wawa: We’re going to this place for dinner called BYO.
Girl at FPAN: This is gonna be great!!! I love gospel choir!!! Friend: Since when? Girl: Since… now.
Lonely Junior: What am I going to do with myself this semester? Maybe I should make my bed once a week to keep myself busy… God, I’m so bored with my life!!!!
