Professor: Homosociality, or a fascination with same–sex friends, is very common in Japanese culture. Brotastic dude: Soo, is it kinda like having some dude be your wingman? Or is it more like… bro–ing out?
Jewish guy: Meet me at Hillel. It’s going down.
Jock tour guide passing Fisher Fine Arts: This is… uhh… a library.
Frosh 1: Ah, I love Jimmy John’s. Frosh 2: Wait, I thought he was gay?