Dude: Brb I’m gonna take a shit.

Sorority girl: I literally had to suck dick to survive.

Girl: You’re pregnant. Why are you drinking right now?

Bro 1: Let’s just get this over with.

Bro 2: That’s how I feel about life.

Girl outside ZTA: Second day and I still hate it.


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