Girl on phone: She wore leopard print to a wake? What the hell is wrong with her?

Sorority girl: Can’t a girl get some decent peanut butter in the Republic?!

Junior girl: I’ll Venmo you a blowjob.

Guy: I just don’t know what to do. Fratstar: Go take a poopy!

MBA: People without iPhones are ruining my life.


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