Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47
Known for: Starring in hits like “Up in the Air” and “Pitch Perfect” and for being incredibly small.
Sample Tweet: “I think my agent called me last night...I used 3 sports analogies and hung up on him. #SundanceFlu #IsThisRealLife”
Best part of being her follower? She frequently interacts with other celebs in funny ways, including tweeting at the Rock and asking to be referred to as “The Pebble.”
Zach Braff @zachbraff
Known for: Starring on “Scrubs” and using Kickstarter to make a movie.
Sample Tweet: “#WeAreWithYouJustin The cops may take your eggs, but they’ll never get the one I’m saving for you in my uterus"
Best part of being his follower? Well, there are two really. His twitter bio refers to his followers as the “sexiest mofos on the planet” and he frequently sexually harrasses Harry Styles of One Direction.
Seth Rogen @Sethrogen
Known for: Being Judd Apatow’s protégé and starring in a series of stoner movies that have kinda defined a generation.
Sample Tweet: “Is there a porno movie called ‘Kum Fu’?”
Best part of being his follower? When he feels like a company’s customer service has let him down, he takes to Twitter to complain in a very entertaining fashion.
Cher @cher
Known for: IT’S CHER GODDAMMIT.
Sample Tweet: “#FrackWhore”
Best part of being her follower? Laughing at how an international superstar can barely type.
Jaden Smith @officialjaden
Known for: Being the child of power couple Will and Jada Pinkett Smith and possibly Kylie Jenner’s boyfriend.
Sample Tweet: “The More Intelligent Somebody Becomes The More I Fall In Love With Them.”
Best part of being his follower? You will never feel smarter than you do when reading tweets like “If A Book Store Never Runs Out Of A Certain Book, Dose [not a typo] That Mean That Nobody Reads It, Or Everybody Reads It.”
Aubrey Plaza @evilhag
Known for: Her role as April Ludgate on “Parks and Recreation” and that meme where she goes “I don’t want to do things. I want to not do things.”
Sample Tweet: “HEY TWEEETIESSSS ITSSSSS ZOMBIE TIME!!!! AHHHGGHHHHHHHDHDJDJDBDJ #sundance2014 @danedehaan #tequila”
Best part of being her follower? Her tweets are kind of insane and totally entertaining, and sometimes she and Anna Kendrick talk to each other on Twitter and it’s glorious.
Joss Whedon @josswhedon
Known for: Creating “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” and “Angel,” writing the script for “The Avengers,” being the coolest person in the universe.
Sample Tweet: “Live each day as if it were your last, ‘cause I’m gonna kill you but I’m not super–good w/schedules.”
Best part of being his follower? It’s comforting knowing that even Joss Whedon is kind of an insecure mess that hasn’t totally figured it out yet. Plus it’s hilarious.
Mindy Kaling & BJ Novak @mindykaling @bjnovak
Known for: Starring and writing together on “The Office,” and now Kaling has her own comedy on Fox.
Sample Tweets: “I’m doing audio commentary for @bjnovak’s incredibly funny and well–written new book of short stories and I’m going to ruin it with prattle”
Best part of following them? They have the world’s most amazing best friendship, and while we’ll ship them ‘til the day we die on Tumblr, their Twitter interactions are the closest we’ll ever get to actually seeing them together. Plus both accounts are pretty damn funny on their own.
