If you like The Mutter Museum, try: Anastasia’s Antiques — 617 Bainbridge St. — Trinkets for sale at this underappreciated thriftstore include mannequin heads, taxidermy, skulls and, according to one amused Yelper, a book entitled “How to Use Your New Vibrator.” For those with a macabre sense of humor.

If you like Drinkers, try: Cavanaughs River Deck — 417 N. Columbus Blvd. — Right on the Delaware River, this restaurant/bar close to Penn’s Landing will take you away from the shit show named Smokey Joe’s and all the frat bros therein.

If you like The Magic Gardens, try: The Painted Bride Art Center — 230 Vine St. — Bedecked with a mural created by Isaiah Zager of Magic Gardens and beard–growing fame, this performing and visual arts space specializes in experimental art.

If you like Eastern State Penitentiary, try: The Ghost Tour of Philadelphia — Omni Hotel, 401 Chestnut St. — Did you know Washington Square was once a graveyard? This walking tour of Philadelphia’s scariest places imbue you with enough weird facts to win Jeopardy or scare off a blind date.

If you like ICA, try: Museum Without Walls — 1500 John F. Kennedy Blvd. — You aren’t going to be able to talk during this audio walking tour of Philly’s outside art scene anyway, so just go by yourself.

If you like A House of Our Own, try: Giovanni’s Room — 345 S. 12th St. — The oldest LGBT bookstore in the country, Giovanni’s Room is in the heart of the gayborhood and feels almost reverant in its history… until you see the sexually suggestive merchandise they sell.

If you like Penn Museum, try: Esther Klein Gallery — 3600 Market St. — This art gallery is a combination of design and technology, EKG uses science to produce art. It’s close to home so there’s no excuse not to check it out.

If you like Morris Arboretum, try: Philadelphia Insectarium — 8046 Frankford Ave. — One of the most exotic places in Philly, the Insectarium houses thousands of live and mounted bugs for you to touch. Have fun.

If you like The Liberty Bell, try: Once Upon a Nation — A bench tour of Philadelphia where historic impersonators teach you about history. Also a good place to inquire about openings if OCR doesn’t work out.