8:14 a.m.: Mom wakes me up late for my soccer game, ugh, not again.
8:20 a.m.: I’m coo–coo for Cocoa Puffs®, but of course I only got to eat one bowl.
8:31 a.m.: Just made it to my soccer game, thank goodness my Heelys® got me there in time!
9:12 a.m.: Tim’s mom brought Capri Suns® and Kudos® bars for the post–game snack. I wish my mom didn’t bring milk and orange slices last week.
10:32 a.m.: Play–date with Audrey. I really want to try her Skipit®, but it’s pink, so there are proabably cooties on it.
1:02 p.m.: I’m playing Pokemon® on my Gameboy Color® and watching today's episode, you can call me Ash Ketchum.
1:03 p.m.: Well I know what I’m being for Halloween.
1:04 p.m.: Also, can someone explain to me why the fuck Meowth is the only Pokemon that can talk?
4:50 p.m.: Great! My Tamagotchi® is dead again!
5:02 p.m.: I could definitely eat Kraft® mac and cheese for the rest of my life, but only the Rugrats® kind.
9:22 p.m.: Just got caught up past my bed time, I bet I am the ONLY one of my friends who has to go to bed this early.
