What you’ll need:

Yarn Feathers Beads Craft pom–poms Wood hoop Scissors $29.99

Directions:

1.Lay out your materials on a table. Decide that you don’t have time for this shit.

2. Go to Urban Outfitters.

 

2. Pick out your dreamcatcher and a few other items.

 

4. Go to the dressing room. Once there, stuff the dreamcatcher down your pants. Check your phone for a bit to avoid suspicion and kill time before leaving the dressing room. Make sure to smile politely at the attendant on your way out.

 

 

5. Leave the store, scot–free, and return home.

 

 

 

 

6. Hang your new dreamcatcher above your thief bed. Sweet dreams, little felon!