OWLS senior while reading Lowbrow: Oh, they copied us!

Sassy JAP: Everyone knows that Jews melt in the rain.

Former Skulls bro: No, we should definitely get a book deal, ‘Last Days of Skulls’ and then have a picture of our chapter house in black and white on the cover.

Mom in Capo: I’ll take a cappuccino for me and a babyccino for my son here.