Indian 1: Dude, I heard he Frenched her.
Indian 2: What does that even mean?
Indian 3: Indians these days...
Rich girl: Wait, your gardener speaks English? You are so lucky!
Desperate female: He’s in Phi Psi, that mean’s he’s marriage material.
Girl in Commons: I turn down for teenage pregnancy, is that a sin?
Drunk freshman girl: The bouncer from Blarney won’t stop texting me.
