M&T Girl: Do you think I can read my cheat sheet if it’s size 5.5 font?

 

Aggressive freshman: Let’s MERT the shit out of him.

 

McDonalds' Employee: I can't do what?

McDonalds' Manager: When she asked you to make a milkshake, you said "go fuck yourself."

 

Pre–frosh: I’ve never really played pong before.

Current Frosh: It’s a pretty good game, dude.

 

Sorostitute: My sister–in–law ACTUALLY believes she started the bookbag trend! As if!

 

APES Bro: Only peasants have iPhone 4s.

 

 


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