Guetta Girl 1: I’m on soooo many drugs right now.

Guetta Girl 2: I’m on my anxiety meds?!

 

Sorostitute: Two weeks left. Time to make out with the first guy you see on the street.

 

AXO: Is it bad if I go back to the Quad to hook up with a freshman?

 

Relevant Penn student: Have you ever heard of Honest Tom’s? We should go there sometime.