Tabard Snob: $250K/yr is fine if you’re raising a baby and living in Kansas.

Confused Frosh: So is a downtown like a bat mitzvah?

Sorostitute: I don’t have uncooked rice, do you think I could put my phone in Skinny Pop?

Sloot: Sometimes when a guy is fingering me I wonder if he’s aiming for my butthole of if he’s just lost.

Constipated Betch: I only pooped 5 times in Laos.


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