Tabard Snob: $250K/yr is fine if you’re raising a baby and living in Kansas.
Confused Frosh: So is a downtown like a bat mitzvah?
Sorostitute: I don’t have uncooked rice, do you think I could put my phone in Skinny Pop?
Sloot: Sometimes when a guy is fingering me I wonder if he’s aiming for my butthole of if he’s just lost.
Constipated Betch: I only pooped 5 times in Laos.