Asian SDT: If I learn Hebrew does that make me eligible for Birthright?

Theos boy : So let me get this straight: I’m in the best frat at the best party and academic school in the country...Does that make me the best person in the US?

Selfie queen: I want you to mupload so I can look at myself.

SWUG: That kid can do lines better than anyone on Beige Block.

Well–meaning but tragically not self–aware A's boy: It makes me sad to know that only 1% of people can be in the 1%.


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