Freshman girl at APES: This frat is the sceniest of the scene.
Future SDT Sister: I went to camp with every girl from Jericho, but I don’t know her. Maybe there are two Jerichos.
Wannabe Scenester: I only play champagne pong when I wear nice clothes.
TriDelt Betch: That freshman girl is kind of pretty but she’s wearing Coach...
SAE Liar: We couldn’t have sex because she said my penis was just too big.
Frat bro: We didn't have a condom so I wrapped my dick in Saran Wrap.