Know Your Place! As an integral part of the feudalist system, you are bound to your lord, and to the land itself. Leaving your fields, barn or study carrel will result in death most certain.
Dress for the job you have! Rags and tattered clothes are the vestments best suiting your life here. Therefore avoid all fine linens, delicate bodices and articles of luxury. ( Ed. note: Yes, still talking about Frackits.) No sweatpant, however unwashed, is too low for you.
Be a go-getter! Specifically, go get water from the well three miles hence, and bring back to the chapter house posthaste.
Hang in there! Indeed, should you violate any of the laws of the realm or disobey any order, you shall most surely hang by the neck until death.
Follow your dreams! Dreams are surely omens from the world beyond. Most assuredly, Our Lord hath blessed with the gift of vision. That’s probably why you had that sex dream about your TA.
Embrace tradition! It is your duty to find a match most suitable to your station in life, and bear stout children with good hands. Forsake any hope of being invited to the Castle. Instead, do as your mother did, and make haste to the Blarney Stone.
