Recent Penn Grad: I mean, every American girl wants a threesome.

Girl with a 3.9: Mom, you know that I'd have a 4.0 if I were going to Penn State.

Friendly TriDelt: I made out with 3 girls tonight...but it’s not slutty because they’re girls, right?

Hungry Girl: I don’t want to drink, but I can’t get McDonald’s fries unless I’m drunk.

Tour Guide: We all know Ben Franklin was a guy who really liked to eat, drink and party. 


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