The Newsroom:
Weekly updates on the most important news of the week.
Girls:
It’s really hard to be young and white in New York. Dating is hard when you’re chubby. If we needed to hear bougie girls complain about their creativity problems we would spend more time in the 34th St office. Shut the fuck up Shoshana.
Breaking Bad:
Lovable chemistry teacher has a beautiful wife, but he must help his disabled son make it through high school. A feel good story for the whole family.
Madmen:
A man tragically falls from a stylized building. Dunun Danun, Danun, Nunnun.
Homeland:
Wait, stop is that Mandy Patinkin?
The Walking Dead:
A terrifying disease quickly infects almost the entire human population, causing them to speak in ridiculously overwrought Southern accents.
True blood:
In rural Louisiana, death rocks a community as the connection to the occult becomes evident. Graphic sex and violence ensue.
True Detective:
In rural Louisiana, death rocks a community as the connection to the occult becomes evident. Graphic sex and violence ensue.
Dexter:
In the end, he got rid of all the serial killers, but then had to apply for unemployment cause he worked in the police department or whatever.
Boardwalk Empire:
Don’t worry about knowing anything about this show. No one has ever watched it.
