“I didn’t have to speak to anyone for three days.” — female, Wharton senior

“Omg yea [sic] fake herpes anytime I need someone to get out of my face.” — female, College sophomore

“Mostly staying in bed but occasionally standing up quickly for the head rush if I feel like turning up.” — male, College junior

“I marked my favorite foods as my territory by coughing on them. Gross, but effective.” — female, College junior

"I watched a borderline unhealthy amount of Netflix, ordered and rated Philadelphia restaurants’ soup selection, and neglected any real obligation.” — male, College sophomore

"I got an entire row of desks to myself in huntsman bc nobody wanted to sit near this snot-rocketing sick girl." — female, Nursing junior

"No one questions diarrhea." — male, College sophomore