SDT JAP: I like to think my room smells like Chanel.

Swaggy sophomore: Last night I walked into Apes feeling like Diddy.

Curious young gentleman: What caste are you?

Upper East Sider: OMG. I'm not getting a job. I'm going to be poor. AND I'll have to switch to the Upper West Side.

TriDelt freshman 1: I was hooking up with this boy last night...

TriDelt freshman 2: Oh, TriDelt loves Oz.

TriDelt freshman 1: No, he was in A’s.

TriDelt freshman 2: Oh, TriDelt LOVES A’s.


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