1899: Madam Curie opens pop up store, Madam’s Curries, bringing tika flavors to all of France.
1910: Mormons prove there is no science. Science stops for 5 years, before God unblacklists science again.
1920: Electricity, a safe alternative to lighting things on fire, is discovered.
1945: Liebnitz dies after not forwarding chain email to 9 people. (He was too busy exploring exponential infinite growth patterns in an ironic twist)
1953: In embarrassing typo, Watson and Crick introduce DiNA to the scientific community. Most scientists of the time are too afraid to talk to, or about Dina, assuming she is a woman.
1976: Neil Degrasse Tyson fights mighty Mike Tyson. And with the sheer force of physics, Neil wins in land slide victory.
1985: Steven Hawking secretly founds band Daft Punk
Both 1756 and 2013: Rift in time space continuum appears and reappears.
2013: Isaac Newton wins best picture oscar for Gravity.
2501: The human race is gone. All that is left are the Robocops and the evolved duck people. The Robocops must keep the mutant duck people in line given their nefarious plans to rise up against their robot over lords. The lake of fire grows daily.
