1. People who use pencil pouches.
  2. People who “rock” fashion Tevas. No one rocks Fashion Tevas. **Does not apply to Penn Quest leaders or babies. (But stop calling them babies. They’re 18.)
  3. People who hang Keep Calm and _____ posters in their dorm room.
  4. People who buy sleeveless zip ups from the Penn Bookstore.
  5. People who buy sleeveless zip ups from anywhere.
  6. People who think it’s okay to use quotation marks around “meat items” on a vegan menu. It’s time to call a spade a spade. 
  7. People who take their shoes off in the library. 
  8. People who eat sushi from Mark's Café. That's not sushi.
  9. People who conduct corporate practice interviews in HubBub. Just why?
  10. People who think it’s okay to have a frat dog. It’s not okay to have a frat dog.
  11. People who sit on the Benjamin Franklin bench. You should know by now.