What do you order at Copabanana?
a. Double margarita with a salt rim
b. Tequila shots with a side of nachos as a chaser
c. I’ve been denied from Copa every time...
Do you walk on Locust with headphones in?
a. Always–– I hate everyone.
b. One headphone because I’m chill like that
c. Never, I can’t aggressively say hi to everyone if I’m listening to music.
Late night Zesto’s or late night Wishbone?
a. Zesto’s –– I’m slowly beginning to resemble a piece of BBQ chicken pizza.
b. Wishbone –– Mac and cheese is the glue that holds society together.
c. I never make it that far in the night
Dunkin Donuts or Starbucks?
a. Dunkin Donuts–– beat the system!
b. Starbucks–- dining dollars over everything
c. I make coffee at home like a real person
Does Lyn know your order by heart?
a. I’ve eaten Lyn’s once but I still refer to her as “the homie”
b. Um yes. I’m also 800 pounds.
c. I’ve been going to the “Breakfast and Lunch” food truck this whole time thinking it was Lyn’s…
Have you slept in the quad as an upperclassmen?
a. Unfortunately, yes. I was in a dark place....
b. Woke up there one morning, but was unsure as to why I was there.
c. “I’m into younger guys.”
Have you ever bursured a meal at Houston?
a. Yes–– I put my family into bankruptcy during the last month of school.
b. Why would you go to Houston when you can get a crepe?
c. Nope–– I had so many dining dollars left that I was paying for other people’s meals by April.
Do you work out in "Beats" headphones?
a. Yes–– I also wear my hair down and run in jeans.
b. I can’t remember the last time I worked out
c. No, and Beats are for the basement of Van Pelt only
Have you gotten kicked out of Owls Brunch?
a. Yup.
b. No, but I was pretty damn close.
c. Didn’t go once I found out there wasn’t actually any brunch.
Have you thrown up after a BYO at Banana Leaf?
a. I’ve seen coconut fried rice in a new form way too many times.
b. No, I’m just a freshman and have yet to experience this little slice of heaven.
c. I only BYO at La Viola
Are you like “best friends” with a cashier at Wawa?
a. We have a secret handshake.
b. “OMG I love him!” *met him once last weekend*
c. Unknown, I blackout all Wawa trips.
Do you wait in a 20 minute line for an omelette at bridge?
a. Absolutely. I’m also taking two classes.
b. Ain’t nobody got time for that
c. I’m the creepy person who buys something from the refrigerator section (mmmm yes hummus cups with celery and carrots!).
Do you secretly wish you still had a meal plan because of “cracklin’ oat squares”?
a. I can’t remember a single meal where I didn’t top it off with a bowl of those puppies.
b. I can’t even look at them anymore–- too many bad memories.
c. I still have a meal plan, and it’s already getting out of control.
Can you pound a full Honest Toms breakfast burrito?
a. Um yah, I’m a human?
b. Yes, but I am always confined to my bed for the next 5 hours afterwards.
c. I’m a little bitch and get the tacos.
VP or LITERALLY anywhere else?
a. I wait outside the door of HubBub at 7:59 am.
b. I’m the kid who takes up a whole table on the first floor.
c. Underground commons–– it has a fireplace, let's get on the same page here.
How'd you do?
Mostly As: You got “Pasta with Lamb Bolognese” from White Dog Cafe: You know what’s good, and you don’t fuck around. You can bring the party while still keeping it classy. You aren’t just another salad from Sweet Green. Keep being weird.
Mostly Bs: You are definitely Cosi Bread. Take this and run with it. You’re a little salty, but people can’t get enough of you. You can be white or wheat–– you don’t just have one side. Keep making every white girl break their gluten-free diet.
Mostly Cs: You’re a nutella crepe with bananas and strawberries from Houston. This is the biggest compliment anyone could give you. You’re sweet, but you have a lot of substance as well. You’re a lot of people’s first choice.