This coffee shop is a college student's dream,

The options are endless—not just coffee with cream.

Gone are the days of the dark ugly decor;

Tears started rolling as I walked in the door.

We're welcomed with the smell of muffins, flavor: french toast,

Obviously this place is doing the most.

The line was long, what do you expect?

Without coffee, Penn just isn’t correct.

But before we knew it, we had our cup o’ joe,

With our free coffee in hand, we could rule the world, yo.

Name any mocha flavor, this place will have it,

In the words of every downtown rager, this place is “lit.”

We can all admit it, Sbux under commons is a nightmare;

Now you have a new place to quell your exam week despair.

You may get deja vu from the wood tables and red chairs,

but unlike HubBub, there are outlets to spare.

The vibe is friendly, no one will judge your groutfit,

It’s not 30 degrees like Capo, where you must grin and bear it.

Prepare yourself for earlier nights, it’s only open until eleven,

Head over to Hunts if you need to start studying again.

Last time we were here, the study jams were obnoxious Kidz Bop,

Now the Red Hot Chili Peppers fill the coffee shop.

You have your house blends, your specialties and your fro–lattes too,

Try the “Philly box of goodies” for something delicious and new.

We hate to tell you of this tragic fate,

But the fro–yo is gone, and we’re irate.

It’s concerning that it took this long to remodel,

But we don’t care, it’s here, so no need to dawdle.

Head over to Saxbys and soak up the goodness,

In all it’s glory, baked goods and “woodness.”