- Become a dance floor make–out queen: kissing burns calories, right? RIGHT?!
- Specifically, only hook up with people who live more than a mile away from you. That way each walk of shame is its own miniature power workout!
- Walk all the way to Dunkin' AT RITTENHOUSE…
- …Achieve an arm workout by lifting donuts to and from your face
- Date the entire football team. Secondhand exercise = totally a thing!
- Put a cookie on fourth floor Pottruck. Retrieve and eat the cookie. Repeat this process as needed.
- Typing burns calories
- Reading Street burns calories
- Running away from your responsibilities burns calories
All comments eligible for publication in Daily Pennsylvanian, Inc. publications.