GRAND MOFF OF THE GALACTIC EMPIRE

Having a bad day? No problem. Apply here to blow up star systems for Alderaan reasons.

(Source: http://allendouglasstudio.deviantart.com/art/Grand-Moff-Tarkin-346480795)


WINDOW MANNEQUIN STAND-IN

You and the rest of your armless, headless family can SABS while everyone else will be jealous of your good looks and sense of fashion. Even better, you can see them and laugh at their pathetic attempts to match their purse to their booties.


(Source: http://trendsandtribulations.com/2012/09/18/fall-2012-nyc-visual-window-displays/)


DISNEY PRINCESS

Spend your day hunting for the perfect slipper and your night losing your virginity on what turns out to be a truly magic carpet ride.

(Source: http://www.savethecat.com/beat-sheet/aladdin-beat-sheet)

SON OF GOD

There’s that whole water into wine thing. Cons-You’re hungover as shit and all you’ll have is fucking Manischevitz.


(Source: http://www.commdiginews.com/life/who-is-jesus-god-son-of-god-savior-prophet-32123/


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