Power Bottom: I could use a nine inch dick in my ass right about now.

Concerned guy to his friends in Smokes’: I'm South, she's North. Like South Indian and North Indian.

Astounded Degenerate: You've never been to the Rhythm Room? You don't know Tasha? Or Payton? OR MR. BAKER?

NYC White Girl: I can't get drunk on champagne... it's in my blood!

Emotionally broken boy in Wawa: Wouldn't it be great to just be homeless in Colorado?

Resourceful girl: Who do I have to blow around here for some pool party tickets?

Stat Prof: Technically it's not about the size, it's how you use it.

Ineligible bachelor: Yeah I got two of the same shirts, one for mommy and one for bae.


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