Ah, the fall. The leaves are falling, the days are getting shorter and all your friends are wearing suits and concerned about their “futures.” If you also want to descend into a spiral of self–doubt, anxiety and stress, then OCRing might be for you! Take this quiz to find out!

1. Do you know what consulting is?

2. Did your parents tell you to?

3. Does it feel like your entire future depends on your summer internship?

4. Do you want that cute TA to see you in a suit?

5. Do you enjoy being glared at/mocked/hated while you walk down Locust?

6. Have you ever had an existential crisis and decided to shirk society’s norms by getting an internship outside of New York, DC or San Francisco?

7. On a scale of one to “I ate Wishbone sober,” how much do you hate yourself?

8. Why?

9. Can you do it ironically?

10. Which Hogwarts house are you in?

So you couldn’t answer the first question… it looks like OCR is definitely in your future!


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