Quizzical horndog: Do you think vegans swallow? Like, are they allowed to?

Fuzzy feminist: I like how now if I don’t shave my legs for three weeks I can pass it off as social commentary instead of laziness.

Radian elevator rider: Castle is just a bunch of really weird Swedish people.

Travel guru: The Spirit Airlines flight was much more sceney, but I took Delta because didn't want to risk cancellation.

Guy 1: Guess what my religion is.

Guy 2: He’s voting for Trump.

Guy 3: Evangelical?


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