Wall Street–bound Whartonite: Ugh, these jobs are all public interest, and I have no interest in helping the public.

Die–hard try–hard: No emergency could stop me from studying for this midterm. If a family member died, they'd still be dead, and I'd still have this test

Self–aware Math170 prof handing out worksheets: I didn't think this many people would come to class. I don't think we're gonna have enough!

Devout worshipper of St. Fratrick: St Patrick's should not be during Lent, it's impossible. I gave up texting boys who aren't into me and I texted three of them on Saturday.


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