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This Issue 12/04/2008

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• Guide to Making Spring the Best Semester Ever!!!

We all know that nothing kills a raging party like a Solo cup full of foam. Follow these simple steps to secure your place as the ultimate party god, and remember the mantra: Tap. Keg stand. Repeat.

Step One: Remove the seal on the keg, and align tap with the notches in the hole at the top.

Step Two: Push down. Hard.

Step Three: Turn tap clockwise as you slide it into place. Keep pushing.

Step Four: Pour out six cups to get rid of the foam and you’re golden for the rest of the night. Or at least until the keg is kicked. Rock on.

Important: DO NOT PUMP THE KEG TOO MUCH. IT WILL JUST MAKE MORE (GROSS) FOAM. ULTIMATE PARTY FOUL.