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This Issue 12/04/2008

• Game Day Fashion
• Ego of the Week: Joe Francis
• Guilty Pleasures: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)
• Drink of the Week: The Classic Gin Bucket
• Cultural Elite 2008
• The Morning After the Bar Fight

Ben Alisuag: The only thing this Excelano hotshot loves more than Mad4 is Asians.

Noah Aptekar: This PennQuest leader and pants-dropper extraordinaire is scarcely seen with a shirt on or without his harem of freshman biddies.

Natalie Aronson: This blonde Theta and future TFAer will inspire America’s youth twelve steps at a time.

Jackie Backer: A far cry from your typical Tabard, this one’s known for her wild wardrobe… and actually pulls it off.

Emerson Barth: Everyone is intrigued by the most fabulous Penngineer on the Walk.

Jessica Bartos: This former coxswain will be drinking beer in hell with Tucker Max.

Dustin Blank: This cinephile plays the Will to every Penn girl's Grace.

Jason Cali: Everyone (and their mother) loves this friendly Friar and former Beta prez.

Lowell Caulder: Before going to Cuba to study abroad, this Huntsmanite threw himself a Quinceañera. Fierce.

Maura Cheeks: Daughter of the 76ers coach, this girl adds some much-needed diversity to TriDelt. Or maybe not.

Brittany Cooper: We wonder what TriDelt thinks about B-Coop’s centerfold ambitions. Sorry, Harvard only accepts video submissions from Elle Woods.

Ben Coulter: Money may be power, but this strapping UA treasurer is still second fiddle to Wilson.

Sarina Da Costa Gomez: This larger than life Dutch Antilles native never seems to run out of things to say. Papiamento, anyone?

Johann Diedrick: This Street ed and DJ has involved himself in everything music-related at Penn and has shaken up the Philly scene as well.

Rahima Dosani: This athletic Southerner frequently lunches with Kal Penn (and blows every chance she has to make him hers forever).

Erica Evans: An infectious laugh and Tennessean charm redeem this AKA’s two-color wardrobe.

Adam El Sehamy: This senior hottie has a Pennchant for rowing, despite how much time he spends doing his hair.

Genna Erlikhman: Loves theatre, cognitive science, Scrabble AND his girlfriend. The explanation for this Penn anomaly: he’s Russian.

Molly Flattery: From Prom Queen to Deb Ball Queen to Blackout Queen, Tabard’s “Irish Queen” has only gotten better with age.

Rachel Garber: Whether vocalizing on the Penny Loafers or vah-jay-jay stage, this Friar has got some serious talent.

Feyi Gbadebo-Smith: Nigeria’s king of Krunk has a pure heart that only pumps to the rhythm of London drum ‘n’ bass.

Max Glass: Some call him Prince Harry; former hookups call him “fourgasm.”

Sam Goldberg: This OZ film buff has “kept the faith” with well-deserved ties to the Lubavitch house ever since he played cutie kid to Ben Stiller’s Rabbi.

Kerry Golds: Our classy but allergy-prone editor-in-chief kept drama low and professionalism high. Let’s hope she escapes the post-Street downward spiral.

Deena Greenberg: By the time you wake up, this hyper Hillel prez has already led three meetings, finished a problem set and run a 5k around Beige.