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This Issue 12/04/2008

• Ego of the Week: Joe Francis
• Top Ten Food Chains on Campus
• Copy That

Street U.: What kind of music do you like?

Joe Francis: Whatever sets the mood.

Street U.: If you could have a superpower for a day, what would it be?

JF: What, have you not heard about my magic fingers?

Street U.: What’s your favorite word?

JF: Lift-your-shirt. The hyphens make it one word.

Street U.: What is your favorite food?

JF: The sweet taste of underage pussy in the morning.

Street U.: What’s your favorite color?

JF: Pink.

Street U.: Britney or Christina?

JF: Both. At the same time.

Street U.: Who do you most admire?

JF: I’m a more behind-the-scenes kind of guy, so I’d say Ron Jeremy.

Street U.: Tell us about your recent stint in the slammer.

JF: It was slammin’. And bangin’ and cell-knockin’. Rockin’. Rollin’. And foamin’.

Street U.: What’s your favorite breakfast cereal?

JF: They’re always after me Lucky Charms.

Street U.: If you had breasts, would you name them?

JF: Yes. And fondle them daily.

Street U.: Does sexual harassment turn you on?

JF: Yes. And bondage, too!

Street U.: How many virginities have you taken?

JF: I’ve lost count.