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This Issue 04/02/2009

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• The Best Coffee On Campus
• The Best of (Not) Penn
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• The Best of Penn 2009

Acronym for a (CHILDREN'S) Hospital:
CHOP

Exploitation of the Penn Name:
Pennacle
What are you? Who are you? Nobody knows! What the fuck is a Pennacle? There is no excuse for this lame hijacking of the good ol' Penn name, unless you misspelled Pinnacle, in which case this is sad.

Place to Get Caught Without a Bulletproof Vest:
Philly Diner
If we learned one thing from our mothers it was that we should never leave the house without our bulletproof vests. As safe as Allied Barton Security guards make us feel, we'd never be caught dead west of 38th without suitable protection. And if there is one place where we take extra care, it's Penn’s token (24-hour?) eatery: Philly Diner. Shootouts abound, Philly Diner is fucking scary. So be prepared.