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Ronald Jordashe (aka RJ) Wynn, spends every weekend monitering his cross-dressing castmates, a task he clearly enjoys too much. But should it all get too much, he knows he can readily find comfort in the musical stylings of teeny boppers; two things that are so deeply interwined. With his wynning smile, affinity for drunken coercion and obsession with face-tattoos, this Mask & Wig Chairman looks set for world domination. Or at the very least, AA meetings, where he will no doubt join his fellow Wig comrades.
Street: What don’t most people know about you?
RJ Wynn: I’m half Jewish.
Street: There are two types of people at Penn, those who____ and those who____?
RJW: Those who like Bloomers more than Mask and Wig and those who are sober.
Street: Last purchase?
RJW: Paying off Arthur Gardner Smith to stamp my Feb Club card.
Street: Any guilty pleasures?
RJW: T. Swift and Miley.
Street: You’ve just arrived at your 10-year college reunion. What would people be most surprised to hear about you?
RJW: I got a tattoo of my face … on my face.
Street: If you could have a superpower for a day what would it be?
RJW: Face tattoo removal rays.
Street: Who would win in a celebrity death match, Amy Gutmann or David Loewy?
RJW: If by celebrity death match you mean shot-gun wedding then no one would win … but their children would lose.
Street: Most memorable moment of your college experience thus far?
RJW: When they printed a giant close-up of my face on the cover of the DP after fling last year.
Street: Best part of the new club house?
RJW: The bar … or the secret face tattoo parlor in the basement
Street: Funniest thing you’ve ever heard at a Mask and Wig rehearsal?
RJW: “Come on guys. We really shouldn’t drink so much.”
Street: What do you really want to do with all that M&W money?
RJW: Hire some guy to follow me around with a leather recliner. I’d call him the Chairman’s chair man.
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