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The Meryltini

1 oz vermeryl
1 oz Smirmeryl vodka
1 oz ameryletto
crushed ice to fill

Welcome, Madam Street, to the Continental. Please, make yourself at home, take off your shoes, and let me fix you a drink. What, you don't drink? Please, mon cheri, I made one just for you! After watching your supple form from my balcony, I was inspired to create the most womanly, the most sensious drink of them all - but I digress. That telescope in the corner? Oh, that is just for show mon ami! I am an avid star gazer, a passion that is only matched for my passion for the female form. In particular, your large, heaving, volumptious melons wowee wow wow! No no no, please don't leave! Your night at the Continental has just begun...

- C.Walken