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This Issue 02/22/2007

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• Dispatches

1) Pee in the snow (go with the flow) - if it smells like asparagus call it "Response To The Fall Of Agrarian Economy."

2) Vomit on pavement outside Goodfellas, call it "That Jackson Pollock . You Know The One That Looks Like Vomit."

3) Freshman girl passed out in Quad stairwell, change to sepia tone, title: "Nude Descending Staircase."

4) Friend passes out with shoes on - drawings of cock and balls on face … la Picasso. Call it "Guernica Parte Dos."

5) Sweet Natty Ice beer can pyramid - call it "Enslavement Of The Jews Parte Dos."