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This Issue 01/24/2008

Also in this issue

• Of Profits and Prophets
• Heavily Distorted Views
• Ego of the Week: Mikey Tedori
• Four must-see shows

Charlie Wilson's War: ?
If only politics were still this entertaining.

Sweeney Todd:?
For anyone who hated Borat, you can watch Johnny Depp slit Sacha Baron Cohen's throat.

There Will Be Blood: ?
A movie about big oil screwing over the common man; in other words, every Whartonite's dream.

The Diving Bell
and the Butterfly:
A blinking, quadrapalegic writer exhibits better tear-duct control than every audience member.

Juno:
A girl gets preggers and makes viewers laugh hard enough to break the water.
National Treasure II:
10th grade history was never this exciting or uninformative.

The Great Debaters:
1930s Texas race conflict with preaching, not debating. Denzel's the only great part.

Atonement:
A family favorite for Yom Kippur.

I'm Not There:
If you had this many split personalities, you'd croon like a folky frog, too.

Alvin and the Chipmunks:
Yeaahh... we didn't see this. Neither should you.

Elizabeth:
The Golden Age:
Nothing golden about this piece of overly ornate fluff.