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This Issue 11/17/2005

Also in this issue

• Street Beats
• New and notable
• Abstraction of color
• Not Bigalow

Chris Amos: Wharton Inspiration makes female population wonder if making love too many times with someone's eyes has ophthalmologic side affects.

Danny Aranda: You might remember him as the brooding boy who walked around looking cool in his thick glasses. Only he doesn't wear glasses anymore, since he realized he never actually needed them.

Titilola Bakare: You know her, you like her, and if you don't, she'll pan you when she's the next Oprah.

Phil Balderston: This "oily" all-star has been around the block and back. Get tested. Seriously.

Andrew Benton: This bass player may be a grumpy old man, but with a middle name like Hufflepuff, he's got to be a softie on the inside.

Ben Berman: Half-Jewish + half-Irish x fauxindie ‹¨« fauxhawk = hottest boy in the Armistead, and then some.

Jorge Beruff: This ridiculously tall rower looks pretty scary, but he's a self-proclaimed pussy.

Rishi Bhatt: Check IMDB for info on this academic genius/entrepreneur/child star/poet/self-made millionaire.

Ashley Birnbaum: A true sl-ore is hard to find. See also: Julie Ingalls, Stephanie Becker, Elana Cooper, Jenn Endzweig, Rebecca Glassman.

David Burrick: DP Executive Editor. We're still trying to figure out whether he looks more like Bert or Ernie.

Laura Cappelli: If medicine fails this bloomin' Dean's Scholar, she'll always have a job as Helen Hunt's look alike.

Janine Catalano: This Street ed and Writer's House groupie says she's from NYC, but she really lives in the Dirty Jerz.

Maggie Chang: This self-styled AXO is the hottest Asian out of Kansas. Easily.

Jack Cohen: Class President ... Ooops. At least he's still a resident of the grade's "Power Couple." Jackie Connor: Don't judge this ditzy brunette by her hordes of "friends." Rumor has it this Tri-Delta is a Mensa member.

Isabel Cowles: Y'know the friend on Cybill? She's this Tabard's mom. By the way, Godard called: he wants his affect back.

Jenny Craddock: This Europhile navigates the Penn scene like F. Magellan around the globe. Emphasis on the initial.

Kelly Cregg: Nota Bene -- Huey Lewis' real name is Hugh Anthony Cregg III.

Mike Dannenbaum: British Mike has been liberated from the whip and is now back on the market.

Yvonne Delbanco: She makes Chewdiasm look good.

Aditi Desai: This Indian from Kentucky follows up wine and cheese soirees with outings to Smoke's.

Dan DeSouza: He may seem shy, but get him drunk and this Brazilian Strictly Funker will hump anything in sight!

David Diesenhouse: He's a member of every club known to Penn. Plus, his red hair helps you spot him in a crowd.