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This Issue 02/01/2007

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 Only wear fur from ugly animals and NOT super cute ones like bunnies or small dogs.

 Support Barack Obama because George Clooney does. Start making t-shirts that either say "Barack is Hott" (2 T's) or "Obama is the Bomb-a."

 Buy a Prius so you can get an invite to the uberexclusive Prius/Skyy Vodka party. I heard Leo DiCaprio is gonna be there. So hot, so single.

 Promote asylum for illegal immigrants. If Lupita can't bring her family, then who is going to build my closet extension?