Your Parents' Passive Aggressive Thanksgiving Platitudes, Decoded
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In the midst of Advance Registration, students are rushing to meet with their academic advisors. However, an increasing amount of students are noticing that their advisors are nowhere to be found.
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Before we review the food, let it be noted that Mike Solomonov is our ultimate food crush. So naturally, we had already been liking and tagging each other in all photographic versions of the entrees offered at Goldie, Solomonov’s new vegan falafel restaurant in Center City, since it opened in April. We were not, therefore, surprised by the menu – which, like his other acclaimed restaurant, Dizengoff, focuses on perfecting just one dish: in this case, falafel with tahini. Both of us spent gap years in Israel, which may or may not have consisted of internal checklists of restaurants to try, so we weren’t exactly strangers to Israeli cuisine – some might even call us experts. Did we frequent every falafel shop in Jerusalem AND Tel Aviv and gain at least ten pounds in the process? Yes we did. But hey, we’re not bragging.
The following conversation is based on real life events.
Two students were overheard having the following conversation late last night on Locust Walk. Authorities are still unclear as to whether this was an encrypted conversation between two covert agents, or merely two freshman desperate to assert that they knew all the Penn–based abbreviations already.
It all started last February when everyone around me was talking about their summer jobs. You could say the stress got to me, but really... it was just curiosity. I didn’t necessarily plan on applying to any jobs that night; I just wanted to see what was out there.
Calculating...calculating...calculating…
Will there be ice breakers?
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